I don't know why we've started calling her Noodle, it's just evolved that way. Does anyone else do this with their pets? Her name is Saffy, short for Saffron, but we call her variously; Noodle, Noodle-King, Noodle-Town, Noodle-Doodle, Saffron Walden, Walden Media, Waldo... On and on it goes.
Basil, these days gets called Grande Latte, which I admit makes even less sense. Here he is sporting what looks like a Hitler moustache:
Onto the main crux of this post. Saffron is a weirdo and is always up to something weird. The evidence, M'lud:
Sometimes Basil joins in, but most of the time, he's just like 'Oh God, is it still here??':